Friday, April 30, 2010

You're yummy


Looking at you, I get a sudden craving for crackers and little cheese & meat rounds.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Wrong in so many ways


Politically and ethically incorrect. What more could you ask from one t-shirt?

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Wash it in Woolite


Somewhere, Jackie is getting ready to open a can of whoop-ass.

Monday, April 12, 2010

Here, poochie poochie


What woman could resist a man in a t-shirt bearing a cute, yet depressed-looking basset hound?

Saturday, April 10, 2010

1-900-I-NEED-HELP


Look. No one cares about your age. You old geezer.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Great pickup line...


...as well as something you don't want to say right before you hit the sack with a chick.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Cincinnati weeps...


...and somewhere, Les Nessman is missing his t-shirt.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Yeah, we don't know what it means, either


All we can think of: the reminder is to take a shot of Metamucil.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Two strikes against ya


Not only do you have to be an egotistical idiot to wear this shirt, but your punctuation sucks, too.

Knee-slapping humor, y'all!


Translation: Leave me alone, I'm a lazy, drunken slob.

Lordy, lordy, look who's maudlin


If you're this worried about turning 40, just start digging your plot now.